MAID OF LIGHT
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Maya, currently fifteen years old, and an American Southerner stuck in the freezing dairyland utopia known as Wisconsin, USA. Currently hating the fact that I haven't made a proper background yet.
June 2nd
1:35 AM Central U.S.
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12:55 AM Central U.S.
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vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

12:31 AM Central U.S.
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12:08 AM Central U.S.
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  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
12:03 AM Central U.S.
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jimfaindel:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

notmikey:

astro-turtle:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

gamtavsexual:

He’s following you.About 30 feet back.He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.He’s gaining on you.Jake English.



eating all the babies

actual cannibal jake english

LIVING IN THE WOODS

JAKE ENGLISH
KILLING FOR SPORTS

JAKE ENGLISH

Beware.

jimfaindel:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

notmikey:

astro-turtle:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

gamtavsexual:

He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.

eating all the babies

actual cannibal jake english

LIVING IN THE WOODS

JAKE ENGLISH

KILLING FOR SPORTS

JAKE ENGLISH

Beware.

June 1st
11:29 PM Central U.S.
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landoftimeandsteam:

Someone tell me I wasn’t the first to think of this.

landoftimeandsteam:

Someone tell me I wasn’t the first to think of this.

11:28 PM Central U.S.
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fer-oohs:

charlesherbertbest:

What if Dirk and Terezi were best friends, 

and all they ever did

was make things difficult for Dave. 

yes pleASE GOD YES

11:28 PM Central U.S.
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funniest10k:

ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.
REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART
DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.
ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS! 
90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.

funniest10k:

ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.

REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART

DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.

ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS! 

90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.

11:16 PM Central U.S.
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revvupthosefryers:

hit me baby one more time

bby just like that oh

11:13 PM Central U.S.
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