- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
He’s following you.
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Jake English.
eating all the babies
actual cannibal jake english
LIVING IN THE WOODS
JAKE ENGLISH
KILLING FOR SPORTS
JAKE ENGLISH
Beware.
Someone tell me I wasn’t the first to think of this.
What if Dirk and Terezi were best friends,
and all they ever did
was make things difficult for Dave.
yes pleASE GOD YES
ONLY 1 IN 10 CATS ARE BORN WITH BACON TAPED TO IT. GINGER HAS GONE THROUGH SEVERAL TREATMENTS BUT THERE IS NOT YET A CURE.
REBLOG OR YOU HAVE NO HEART
DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST THIS. THIS IS A REAL ISSUE HERE.
ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS!
90 PERCENT OF TUMBLR WOULD SCROLL PAST THIS. REBLOG IF YOURE THE 10 PERCENT THAT CARES.
hit me baby one more time
bby just like that oh













Beware.

